I've taken a nice hit to my bankroll thanks to me not being able to pick a damn NFL side to save my life so I decided to try and build my bankroll back up doing nothing but parlays. I have done no research but decided to give this a try anyway. Simply put I will parlay any teams favored by -800 or more in college football. Placed my first parlay using this strategy on Friday and hit an 11 teamer.

Oct 16 6:54pm11 Team Parlay - Winner30.00 to win 45.1445.14 ...

Acccount balance - $2,200
NFL losses on last Sunday = -$1,200
Account Balance = $1,000

Last night - $1,000 on the Sox/Angels U8.5 -110
"I think this is a lock but why the phuck am I going all in? Phuck it, I'm just not going to place action at all!"

Final - Angels 5 Sox 0 :duh:

Today - "The Yanks are a lock but the money line is to high. I'll just play the run line!" Final Yankees 4 Twins 3 :duh:

I'm to much of a degenerate to play smart. If I had the roll I'd be making $$$$ but instead I have to live with the second guessing.

Oh well......NBA time real soon............. :rofl2:

1. I cannot legally place a wager on the Yankees winning the W.S yet I can legally wager that my numbers will magically appear in a pinball machine. (Unless I live in NV)
2. If I can't afford to pay $$$ in the event I get sick and I actually get sick and I didn't have the $$$ to begin with.........I die.
3. Illegal immigrants are taking my job although I was born, raised and live in the U.S., was afforded a "free" education yet I'm competing with an "illegal" to wash dishes at a local dive. "They're taking my job!" :lmao:
4....

Just stick to you sport! MLB regular season is my holy grail. I was looking over my sheets and realized that if I only bet baseball I would make a killing every year. It's all so clear now :ohmy:

No more betting on BS..... no NHL, NFL or NCAA..... just little white balls and wooden sticks. I will not place any more action until next MLB regular season. The MLB regular season is 6 months long. I can make a killing and take 6 months off. WTF have I been thinking? :+clueless

The bulb has gone off SBR. :an_light: You degenerate phuks can jump sport to sport if you choose and talk crap if you wish but I've discovered my golden goose. :an_dance:

I wish you all the same..................

Yesterday I'm having a birthday party for my kid so I have a house full of people. My home phone rings and my wife picks it up. They ask to speak to me so I grab the phone. The lady on the phone tells me to hold for a pre-paid call so I do.

It's some sort of tout service so I flip out and tell the guy I don't use tout services, have no clue as to how he got my name and number and hang up on him. 10 seconds later the guy calls my house again...

For ruining what could have been a perfect day but also costing me a 7 team teaser :duh:

Sep 27 8:55am7 Team Teaser - Loss10.00 to win 100.00-10.00 1. Football - Tennessee Titans - spread +9 (-110)
for the entire game held on Sep 27 at 12:00pm [winner] 2. Football - Houston Texans - spread +2½ (-110)
for the entire game held on Sep 27 at 12:00pm [loss] ...[/winner][/loss]

Phuck both the Democrats and Republicans! Govermnent in good ol US of A needs a change and the New Party is the change this country needs. What does the New Party stand for....

1. Legalization of sports gambling.
2. Legalization of Marijuana.
3. Gun Control - If you carry a firearm and are not allowed to legally carry it...welcome to the clink. Life in prison sounds about right.
4. Murder - Kill and you shall be put to death.
5. Rape = Castration.
6. Outsourcing = Taxed up your azz. American companies employ american workers. If you don't want to hire American workers take...

I rarely do parlays but took a shot yesterday..............

May 21 1:19pm5 Team Parlay - Winner50.00 to win 431.25431.25 1. Baseball - Arizona Diamondbacks - moneyline (-120)
for the entire game held on May 21 at 6:10pm [winner]
M Scherzer -R must start and A Miller -L must start for action 2. Baseball - St Louis Cardinals - moneyline (-140)
for the...[/winner]