10/18/2009 12:55:04 PM by CashMoney
I've taken a nice hit to my bankroll thanks to me not being able to pick a damn NFL side to save my life so I decided to try and build my bankroll back up doing nothing but parlays. I have done no research but decided to give this a try anyway. Simply put I will parlay any teams favored by -800 or more in college football. Placed my first parlay using this strategy on Friday and hit an 11 teamer.
Oct 16 6:54pm11 Team Parlay - Winner30.00 to win 45.1445.14 ...
10/10/2009 2:54:59 AM by CashMoney
Acccount balance - $2,200
NFL losses on last Sunday = -$1,200
Account Balance = $1,000
Last night - $1,000 on the Sox/Angels U8.5 -110
"I think this is a lock but why the phuck am I going all in? Phuck it, I'm just not going to place action at all!"
Final - Angels 5 Sox 0 :duh:
Today - "The Yanks are a lock but the money line is to high. I'll just play the run line!" Final Yankees 4 Twins 3 :duh:
I'm to much of a degenerate to play smart. If I had the roll I'd be making $$$$ but instead I have to live with the second guessing.
Oh well......NBA time real soon............. :rofl2:
10/5/2009 1:15:04 AM by CashMoney
1. I cannot legally place a wager on the Yankees winning the W.S yet I can legally wager that my numbers will magically appear in a pinball machine. (Unless I live in NV)
2. If I can't afford to pay $$$ in the event I get sick and I actually get sick and I didn't have the $$$ to begin with.........I die.
3. Illegal immigrants are taking my job although I was born, raised and live in the U.S., was afforded a "free" education yet I'm competing with an "illegal" to wash dishes at a local dive. "They're taking my job!" :lmao:
4....
10/4/2009 11:55:04 PM by CashMoney
Just stick to you sport! MLB regular season is my holy grail. I was looking over my sheets and realized that if I only bet baseball I would make a killing every year. It's all so clear now :ohmy:
No more betting on BS..... no NHL, NFL or NCAA..... just little white balls and wooden sticks. I will not place any more action until next MLB regular season. The MLB regular season is 6 months long. I can make a killing and take 6 months off. WTF have I been thinking? :+clueless
The bulb has gone off SBR. :an_light: You degenerate phuks can jump sport to sport if you choose and talk crap if you wish but I've discovered my golden goose. :an_dance:
I wish you all the same..................
10/4/2009 3:35:04 PM by CashMoney
Yesterday I'm having a birthday party for my kid so I have a house full of people. My home phone rings and my wife picks it up. They ask to speak to me so I grab the phone. The lady on the phone tells me to hold for a pre-paid call so I do.
It's some sort of tout service so I flip out and tell the guy I don't use tout services, have no clue as to how he got my name and number and hang up on him. 10 seconds later the guy calls my house again...
9/27/2009 11:40:05 PM by CashMoney
For ruining what could have been a perfect day but also costing me a 7 team teaser :duh:
Sep 27 8:55am7 Team Teaser - Loss10.00 to win 100.00-10.00 1. Football - Tennessee Titans - spread +9 (-110)
for the entire game held on Sep 27 at 12:00pm [winner] 2. Football - Houston Texans - spread +2½ (-110)
for the entire game held on Sep 27 at 12:00pm [loss] ...[/winner][/loss]
9/9/2009 4:20:00 AM by CashMoney
Phuck both the Democrats and Republicans! Govermnent in good ol US of A needs a change and the New Party is the change this country needs. What does the New Party stand for....
1. Legalization of sports gambling.
2. Legalization of Marijuana.
3. Gun Control - If you carry a firearm and are not allowed to legally carry it...welcome to the clink. Life in prison sounds about right.
4. Murder - Kill and you shall be put to death.
5. Rape = Castration.
6. Outsourcing = Taxed up your azz. American companies employ american workers. If you don't want to hire American workers take...
5/22/2009 12:35:00 PM by CashMoney
I rarely do parlays but took a shot yesterday..............
May 21 1:19pm5 Team Parlay - Winner50.00 to win 431.25431.25 1. Baseball - Arizona Diamondbacks - moneyline (-120)
for the entire game held on May 21 at 6:10pm [winner]
M Scherzer -R must start and A Miller -L must start for action 2. Baseball - St Louis Cardinals - moneyline (-140)
for the...[/winner]